Today, we'd like to share an excerpt from our zany series THE FABLE OF SIN-SIN-CINDERELLA. The series is full of irreverence, feghoots and the occasional limerick. Hope you enjoy!
EARTHA THE PISSED
BOOK TWO
By
Angelica Hart and Zi
MUFFFINMAN
“Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.” ~ Edward Lear
Days later, Cinderella was bent at the waist, her midriff top sagging down, providing a view of her pendulous booby-blossoms to anyone standing directly in front and or behind her as she was watering her marigolds. Was that on purpose?
Two bees, recent grads from the Academy of Honey Management and Sting U, bumped heads as they caught sight of Cindi's twin gifts. Barry B. Benson being an interspecies romancer, gave his bud, Adam Flayman, a honey maker from Honex, a nudge and wink, took a vid with his miniature cell phone, intending to post it on You Bee Tube after first scrutinizing it in the privacy of his own comb. Wouldn't you Bee tempted to do the same? Unaware of the excitement she was about to stir in the insect world, Cindi heard a woman cussing and bemoaning. "What'sup?" Cindi asked.
The woman's expression twisted into what could have been a pleasing face, but few noticed anything beyond her clangers. (Yes, we mean boobage so enormous that one could almost hear them clang together with each breath she took...for whom the bell tolls...in Cindi's case...all) "That man just insulted me," complained the woman.
Unbeknownst to Cindi, the Muffinman when he handed the woman a sack of Bran-news told her the child she was carrying may have been the most unsightly thing in the Kingdom. That's rude!
She was still spitting and hissing incoherently, which was more oft the reaction of males as they considered what it would be like to.... Oh, you know, what males always want to do when they.... Best end it there! Nonetheless, spitting and hissing!
Cindi offered support in the form of compassionate indignation, chest out, legs planted apart. Unbeknownst to her, Barry and Adam were on the ground, on their backs, looking up, film at eleven.
Cindi, though not knowing the insult, told her to go back and confront him. Get her anger off her chest. And Cindi understood chest. Go girl!
"That's good advice. You are wise for being so young. I'm going to do it."
Cinderella, trying to be helpful, said knowing many in their village spoke better with their hands, "Let me hold your chimp." Ta dump dump! (Rim shot!)
The woman huffed off.
Cinders waved to the Muffinman who shouted, "Did we get another?"
"Sure did!" She jumped up and down as giddy females often did, top parachuting, showing booBEEs, in so she buried Adam beneath one of her sandals. Lucky for Adam the ground was soft from her watering.
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