Jose Canseco Pimps Himself Out On Twitter

The very definition of being a lame, has-been, with no foot in the door anywhere is when you have to use Twitter to make a contact—specifically when you used to be an All-Star caliber baseball player. Well, obviously, Jose Canseco must not have many television honchos on speed dial these days if he feels the need to tweet the following:

He even sent his email address out for good measure. Don't believe me? Take a look...

Either he's got a really bad agent who isn't doing his job well or he's decided to keep the fees and do his own footwork in the pitch department. Whatever the case, he looks pretty sad with this one and, not for nothing but, didn't he think that the other 395,000+ people who choose to follow him might see that email and choose to use it for their own immodest purpose? Just putting that out there.

Oh, Jose. I guess that bump on the head some years back is still effecting your thought processing abilities.